I’m sitting here watching Maury, and this lady thinks her husband is cheating on her cause he said he spent 12 hours in a pizza parlor. She’s yelling and screaming (who wouldn’t want to leave for 12 hours?) and she goes “WHO THE HELL WOULD SPEND 12 HOURS IN A PIZZA PARLOR?!” And I’m just sitting here like… You caught me. ‪#‎LoveAffairWithPizza‬

I’m sitting here watching Maury, and this lady thinks her husband is cheating on her cause he said he spent 12 hours in a pizza parlor. She’s yelling and screaming (who wouldn’t want to leave for 12 hours?) and she goes “WHO THE HELL WOULD SPEND 12 HOURS IN A PIZZA PARLOR?!” And I’m just sitting here like… You caught me. ‪#‎LoveAffairWithPizza‬